My name is Neal and I am probably insane.Oh, and my friends call me Merlin.
A Cornucopia of Corny
SUDDEN REALISATION ABOUT THE SILENCE
They were trying to save the Universe. By opening the Doctor’s tomb the Great Intelligence was going to reverse the Doctor’s victories - effectively destroying reality. They wanted to kill the Doctor so he wouldn’t answer the question and unlock his tomb -…
Parents: Don't forget to make us proud
Friends: Don't forget to socialize
Teachers: Don't forget to get A's
Strangers: Don't forget to blend in
Opposite sex: Don't forget to look good
Society: Don't forget to be perfect
Tumblr: Fuck the world, at least you haven't murdered somebody today
Tumblr: But just in case you want to get away with it, here are some tips.
if i ever met a genie i wouldnt wish for a million dollars id wish that whenever i bought something i’d always have the right amount of money to pay for it in my pocket
I’d say in my bank account, because what if you wanted to buy a new car. I wouldn’t want $15,000 in cash in my pocket.
(via doctortheeleventh)
